J8J ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jay-ate-jay)
n. pl. J8J-es

1. A vicious burrowing mammal with a very tiny, practically invisible halo, and very sore, aching legs.
2 . A bald man with a gold utility belt provided by a secret five thousand year-old organisation.
3 . A goat with a deliriously happy smile, four equal sides, and two inner obtuse angles.
4 . A fat pink, inexplicably buoyant goose with a pointed snout and small perked up ears.
5 . Extraordinary intellectual and creative power. Thankyou everybody, thankyou very much.